Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
"We are all addicted to something that takes away the pain "
"Today I saw your face and I lost my breath a little but I didn’t collapse like I would have six months ago."-I still miss you sometimes but I’m not drowning anymore and maybe they were right when they said it gets better (via extrasad)
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, now ur now princess protein
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you